goldensunset:

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

tinsnip:

gordangobbleballs:

only-cat-memes:

Baby need smoko

You don’t know what life was like out there

blackpyrefly:

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

its-me-em28:

thisusernameisunique:

ohwhatevers:

on 13th September 2005 supernatural was first broadcast. this has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

I love how it’s the twentieth anniversary of Supernatural. Normal shows go off the air and by the time of the twentieth anniversary its a big event and reunion because it’s been gone so long and. No.

Supernatural was on for fifteen years. They’ve only been gone for five. They don’t need a reunion they need emotional support for their trauma.

themummersfolly:

preserving-tiktok:

Petition to put this guy in charge of traffic enforcement in my state.

memewhore:

injuries-in-dust:

brightlotusmoon:

drunkenhills:

runawaymarbles:

Did you all know that tumblr hasn’t existed for at least a year and a half?

Shhh, keep telling everyone we’re dead.

Sometimes I can still hear their voice.

memeuplift:

you-are-another-me:

valtsv:

valtsv:

valtsv:

“could you win a fight with your doppelganger” and “would you fuck your clone” questions are fun but honestly they don’t reveal nearly as much as my favourite question: could you manipulate them?

it’s like. not only how well do you know yourself, but how much can you separate yourself from the concept of “you”? how far are you willing to go to establish control over yourself? can you really look yourself in the eyes and lie? and if you can, what does that say about you?

“why would you even want to do this” another great question!!

ruinedchildhood:

the-haiku-bot:

osolage:

ireject-yourreality:

wellgoatsarecool:

things that are nOt okay:

• going through your children’s things (phone, journals, backpack)
• talking badly aBout your kid to other people
• insulting your kid both to their face and behind their back
• “this is my house you have no privacy”
• hitting your kid
• compare them to other kids

• telling your kid you’re doing them a favor by providing the essentials (food, clothing, education, etc)

insinuating that your life path was made worse by having your kid.

insinuating

that your life path was made worse

by having your kid.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

tittyinfinity:

tittyinfinity:

weird as fuck living in a culture where it’s considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you’re considered to be the “rude” one if you say “hey that wasn’t cool of you to say”